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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the robot that was angrier than half of the other robots? It was in mean median mode."

"Once I had completed my final exam, my professor told me to turn it in to one of the teaching assistants. Good thing I have been practicing my origami."

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? Only one makes it back from camp."

"Anal is like brushing your teeth. If you see blood your not doing it enough."

"I told you ill be there in 5 minutes. Stop calling me every half an hour."

"Roses are red, violets are blue... I killed your family. You're next."

"Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen? Because it might be a *sham*"

"I wish mirrors and pictures would get together already and agree on what I really look like."

"What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? OH SNaP!"

"What did Jack Frost say at his climax? ""Winter is coming"""