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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen? Because it might be a *sham*"
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"What does the Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus searching for Klingon's"
"When Pink Floyd sings, ""just another brick in the wall,"" it's a little bit demeaning to bricks."
"The pirate mechanic fixed my sexbot this morning. ""Thar, she blows."""
"What did the Vietnamese sandwich salesman say to the unhappy mod? Banh mi"
"I think my life is a Saturday Night Live sketch. It began with promise, but now it's going nowhere and the last half sucks."
"Pigeons die after they have sex... Did you know pigeons die after they have sex? At least the one I fucked did."
"Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist? Don't worry, he can read lips."
"What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin? A Cheese Kurd."
"What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't? A living Ben and Gwen."