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Joke of the Day

"*im watching a babe on a trampoline when her boob pops out* ""whoah"" *her other boob pops out* ""WHOAH"" *a third boobs pops out* ""WHOOOAAHHHH"""

"What is Green and Oblong? A well disguised orange!"

"I love the concept of karma. It means all the people I mistreat and fuck over every day must have it coming."

"It was my five year old daughter's school play last night. I haven't enjoyed myself so much in years! I didn't go."

"In RL I'm a car salesman. Which means its my job to know how many bodies fit in the trunk of a car officer. This is all work related."

"Men are like a bag of chips They seem full at first glance but when you look inside you see it's mostly just air."

"Judge:""Since we can't prove who's baby it is we will ... cut the baby in half Worm Mom 1:""Sure Worm Mom 2 :""Ya do it."

"How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood? He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire."

"I really think Hillary Clinton will be the first f president Oops. I meant female but the emale got deleted"

"Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs? They're too short to be called Essays."