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Joke of the Day
"Always look both ways before crossing a woman."
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"I would dress like Batman more often, but I cant run the risk of giant aliens invading and mistaking me for a large Pez dispenser."
"The Online Biology Class I almost got expelled in an Online Biology crash course earlier. They asked me what the major constituent of cells are. Turns out, ""black people"" is NOT a good answer."
"I'm so broke.. .. that when my Identiy was stolen today and LifeLock called me and said I now have no money in my bank account. I was like, ""Sweet! I'm no longer in debt"""
"Things to do before I start the thing I am supposed to be doing: All of the things."
"How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend? ""Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)"" !!!"
"Why Did Barbie Never Get Pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."
"So my girlfriend just told me that she needed velocity... Well, her exact words were ""time and distance"" but I knew what she meant."
"What's big but small? A midget's ego."
"The new Pope So now that the new Pope is Argentinian they may say that they own Vatican City because they had a temporary residance there. It's not like it has happend before."