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Joke of the Day

"How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend? ""Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)"" !!!"

"So who is this ""Rorschach"" guy... ...And why does he love drawing pictures of naked men?"

"What is the ideal weight for a lawyer? About 3 pounds, including the urn."

"I used to give anal to other men... But it's all behind me now."

"How do you know you have a high sperm count? She's got to chew before swallowing."

"What do you call a Chinese Podiatrist? Hee Lan To"

"What kind of doctors do elephants become? Pachydermatologists"

"What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library? Overdue"

"Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't? The dime had more cents."

"What game do French schoolchildren like to play? Simon 16"