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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."
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"Death by chickpea... What do you call it when a chickpea smashes another one to death? Hummuscide Thanks, I'm out."
"This joke is brought to you by Arnold Schwarzeneggers one-sided chess set. ""I'll be black"""
"The pessimist says the glass is half empty. The optimist says the glass is half full. The reposter says the glass is half full"
"A guy walks up to his friend and says... ""What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?"" His friend says ""I don't know"" The guy says, ""Nothing, you already told her twice."""
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"What's a butcher's favorite city? Cleaveland"
"First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes but they're all very unsavory."
"Why do Russians love Pho so much? Because they're so...viet."
"White Boards are... Remarkable."