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Joke of the Day

"What did hitler say on his cake day? YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN USING THE OVENS FOR THE FINAL SOLUTION!"

"I went to the blacksmiths for a job interview He asked me ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" I replied ""no, but i told a donkey to fuck off."""

"Keanu Reeves watching a Keanu Reeves movie trying to figure out how he's in two places at once."

"Personally, I think Lance Armstrong should keep his trophies and awards. Last time I rode a bike on drugs I ended up in my neighbors bushes"

"What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him? Get off me, homes."

"You know it's love when you let her commit to your source tree without reviewing her code."

"Cop: How much have you had to drink? Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel"

"What did the goat say to his friend after he cut his arm? I'm bleating all over the place!"

"Two economists fall into a hole they realize they are trapped, and so they come up with a plan. The first step in their plan is... assume a ladder."

"Your Honor it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know I didn't see her license plate!"