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Joke of the Day

"Keanu Reeves watching a Keanu Reeves movie trying to figure out how he's in two places at once."

"What's the difference between a good joke and click bait? This isn't a good joke."

"They say you are what you eat I guess that makes me a human"

"How do you get ""Dick"" from Richard? You ask him politely."

"Learning someone led a double life would hard to process because yes, they betrayed you, but wow, think about those organizational skills"

"City Life At first I was Ern(e)st and Young, but then became Standard and Poor: yet when I got broody I was rated as Moody, loosing my triple A score"

"Why would you ever ""brave"" the cold when you can ""complain about"" it?"

"The theme song from The Golden Girls is stuck in my head. and now its in yours too. Your welcome."

"I just googled Magnum condoms and I swear I could hear Siri laughing."

"FYI: You can't make rose by running red wine through a Brita filter."