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Joke of the Day
"What did the goat say to his friend after he cut his arm? I'm bleating all over the place!"
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"[""Platonic"" male friend rams car through my bedroom wall] I heard you broke up with your girl. You ok? Ready to give men a try now?????????"
"What do an optimist and a paraplegic have in common? They're not carried by *defeat*"
"What is the definition of trust? Gay cannibals"
"During sex it's perfectly fine to say 'yeah', 'yes', 'oh yes'..but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming 'Yep' .."
"""The police are looking for a man with one eye named Murphy."" ""What's the other eye called?"""
"I shot a bIack teenager the other day and got arrested for impersonating a police officer."
"Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle out of himself."
"Make people question sincerity by adding quotations to your cards: ""Thank You"" Get well ""soon"" ""Congratulations"" on the ""baby"""
"Difference b/w secretary & private secretary Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR"