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Joke of the Day
"My wife said I'm picky. I said obviously not picky enough. Anyone need a roommate tonight?"
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"Month End Status Month begins with lots of happiness and ends with just a few coins & credit card bills"
"NEVER shake a baby. Unless you think it might have money in it."
"A Dirty Limerick There once was a woman from Cue, Who filled her vagina with glue, She said with a grin, ""If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it, too."""
"Patient: Doctor, doctor I don't know what's wrong with me. Sometimes I think I am a wigwam and sometimes I think I'm a teepee. Doctor: Relax Mr. Robinson, you're two tents."
"What do you call a Tolkien creature who studies insects? An *Ent*omologist"
"What did Republican Jesus say to the masses? We can't feed all these people! That would only create dependence."
"I paid 4 the lady in front of me @ Starbucks. She hugged me. Deciding when it's the right time 2 tell her I hit her car in the parking lot."
"Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags? Because it's traveling light!"
"""All black people are Aiwa, and all jews are Technics."" ""Those are just stereo types."""