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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Tolkien creature who studies insects? An *Ent*omologist"
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"I was the principle subject in a lengthy experiment on laziness They told me the results but I couldn't be fucked listening."
"Server: Want one of our famous milkshakes? Me: Well, I saw your yard and it was empty. Server: Huh? Me: No boys. Server: Huh? Me: No thanks."
"The thing I love most about dad jokes... ...is how they keep pushing the boundaries of humour father and father."
"Why can't you see Hippos hiding in trees? Because they're good at it."
"friend: here he comes. dont set him off again. me: ok me&friend: hey JADEN SMITH: What If We Are the Hay, And The World Is Harvesting Us?"
"Which of the twelve knights built King Arthur's round table? Sir cumference"
"I forgot my joke about a lollipop... I swear it was on the tip of my tongue!"
"What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal? Captain Crunch"
"What kinds of boobs are popular in the workplace? Pos-tits."