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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend left me for telling too many bad jokes... I guess her love was pun-conditional."
Next Joke
"I get my guns from a guy named T-Rex... He's a small arms dealer"
"Mother: My goodness, Jerry, who gave you that black eye? Jerry: No one gave it to me. I had to fight for it!"
"What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. "
"My Grandpa said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."
"McDonalds ...closing thigh gaps since 1967."
"My boyfriend is the best cook With only two nuts, a sausage and some milk he can fill my stomach for 9 months."
"Man goes to the doctor ""Doctor I think my wife is dead."" ""What do you mean think! Either she's dead or she isn't Well replies the man ""The sex is the same but the washing is piling up in the sink"""
"Today I swallowed two pieces of string... Later they came out tied together, I shit you knot."
"If quiz is short for quizzical, what is exam short for? Exammical!"