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Joke of the Day
"You laugh at the burrito in my purse, until you get hungry."
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"Khal Drogo Weighs in on Episode Leaks by Filmkritter on DeviantArt #OC"
"[twirling my bra above my head like a helicopter and it gets stuck on the ceiling fan, im launched thru window into neighbors yard] me: hey"
"Give a girl a plane ticket... ... and she'll fly for a day. Push a girl from a plane, and she'll get to fly for the rest of her life."
"ME: *3D prints a girlfriend* Hey baby 3D Girlfriend: *3D prints a boyfriend* I have a boyfriend"
"I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for curry bread. But there was naan."
"How to look at life positively |life|"
"I don't get the term ""Pansexual"" I mean, I like bread as much as the next guy, but c'mon!"
"Back in WW2 I used to be a seaman... Now I just put it all over my wife's ass."
"What did they call Ebola before the Internet? Bola"