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Joke of the Day

"I forgot a bag of groceries in my taxi. It's been driving me bananas."

"Alcohol increases the Send Button size by 89%."

"How do you kill a vampire dinosaur? You stakeasaurus."

"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers."

"Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern."

"You know what is blown out of proportions? Overweight suicide bombers."

"Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint? It was a Free Radical."

"What's Medusa's favorite type of cheese? *Gorgon*zola"

"Rey should really make herself a new lightsaber. The one she has now has 100% hand loss rate. \\\_()_/ "

"Sex is easy... Telling your dad he's pregnant isn't."