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Joke of the Day

"Nobody understands how hard it is for a smooth lover like me... It's tough to find a new lover whenever my girlfriend gets her first pubes."

"Osama Bin Laden was really smart He created Airdrop before Apple did"

"The Doctor made me walk again... Because I had to sell my car in order to pay the hospital bill"

"If a coworker has two apples in his right hand and two oranges in his left hand, what does he have? No chance of blocking an uppercut."

"I was highly offended until I realised HR were calling me incompetent and not incontinent."

"I'm trying to get on your good side, but I haven't found it yet."

"What's the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board."

"Maybe my grandma stayed married for 50 yrs because she never said stuff like ""I just wish he would support me, you know, creatively."""

"I have recently been saving up for a sex change I don't care what my wife thinks, she is going to have it"

"A guy was stealing Morton and Everstart. He punched the owner when confronted... He was charged with assault and battery."