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Joke of the Day

"Therapist: U need some tools to cope with ur anger Me: Like a sledgehammer? T: No. More like breathing- M: Fire? Can u make me breathe fire?"

"What's the best part about dating a twin? Nobody can judge you on your age difference."

"A Jedi Knight was singing Livin' On A Prayer. It was Obi Wan Bon Jovi"

"Hey, hey...calm down please. Stop crying. I think all babies are ugly, not just yours."

"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? Why do you need electric light when you have a glass ceiling?"

"What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog? All of them are adopted"

"Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor? Because he had a crook in his neck."

"Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan."

"How do you tell a friend their breath stinks without being rude? ""I'm bored, let's brush our teeth!"""

"A man with no nose applies to be a professional flatulence detector."