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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor? Because he had a crook in his neck."
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"So i was trying to come up with a short joke about Catholic priests... But all the little ones were taken :v"
"gynecologist Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A: A wet nose."
"What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her? Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry.."
"It's like Batman didn't even care about crime in the cities surrounding Gotham."
"Moby jumped over a mountain.... of air. . . . . . . What did you expect?"
"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are running for president... Well, look on the bright side, Dick Cheney is not president."
"I walked into the bar sober with $42 & walked out drunk with $42. But you're right fellas, men are smarter than women."
"It's important for me to teach my kids to be independent & self-reliant, cause I won't be around forever, especially if I win the lottery."
"What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal? Peas and hominy"