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Joke of the Day

"What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane? Clearly, I can see your nuts."

"My friend says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We'll just see about that..."

"Q: Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast? A: Because their schedules are so flexible."

"Sex is a misdemeanor; the more I miss, the meaner I get!"

"Death toll in Orlando club shooting hits 50 Most of the survivors found were in the closet."

"Statistically speaking 5 out of 6 people are pro gang rape."

"I tried to sit through my friend's joke about the void... (xpost from /r/punny/) But it was endless."

"""I'm an introvert!"" -Extrovert, after being alone for a whole ten minutes."

"What kind of animal lives in a triangle Hippotenuse"

"So I suppose Obi-Gyn Kenobi would have used the forceps?"