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Joke of the Day
"What's Green and Smells like Pork? Kermit's Finger"
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"If ""Pizza?"" is the question, ""Pizza!"" is the answer."
"*whispers softly* ""...is there a King Latifa"""
"How do you know when your gf is getting fat? When she fits into your wifes clothes"
"Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay Sounds suuuuuuper fun if you don't happen to know what either of they things are."
"SANTA: I don't need a surveillance guy. I see all! ELF ON SHELF: Seen these? [shows pics of Mommy kissing Santa Claus] S: When can u start"
"He arrives mysteriously. Helps others, performs miracles, is betrayed, dies, is resurrected, and ascends into the heavens. - E.T. (1982) PG"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizzas didn't scream when Hitler put them in the oven."
"What's the most oldest joke in the world? The human race."
"My local newspaper was holding a pun contest. So I submitted ten and I was sure one was going to win, but no pun in ten did."