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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I flinched when you told me you loved me. I've been practicing my poker face. Can we try again?"

"I want to learn the Finnish language. But I don't know where to start."

"I'm thinking of becoming a gynecologist....i hear there's plenty of openings."

"I just donated some money to the maintainers of a Linux distribution derived from Red Hat \*tips fedora\*"

"Why can't a bike stand on its own ? Because it's two tired."

"Women who live in glass houses shouldn't complain about the glass ceiling"

"Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table? Because it cracked itself up."

"""I live as a mountain man because I enjoy the isolation and I hate people. Film crews are cool though."" - Mountain Men on History Channel"

"If Jesus was a Jew . . . If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Puerto Rican name?"

"My hooker friend finally got a toilet installed at her brothel. Now she can poop where she pleases."