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Joke of the Day
"Psychic fellatio It'll blow your mind"
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"Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He's got bugs on his teeth."
"My girlfriend wanted a joule... unfortunately I am out of Fs."
"I need another name for a dinosaur. I should consult the Thesaurus."
"Where does bad light go? Into a prism."
"What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles? Ramendon"
"BREAKING NEWS: North Korea may test a missil on April 10. They just need to find a gigantic bottle of Coke and a huge Mento."
"""Fucking hell, I've only been in prison a short while and look how much my grass has grown. ""Stop dicking around, Oscar, put your legs back on."""
"How do you find a British person in a crowd? 1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066."
"thanks, but I'M TOO FAR AWAY FOR YOU TO BE HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS STOP IT"