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Joke of the Day

"My favorite joke from tonight's debate ""you have 2 minutes"""

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only cums once a year"

"Geppetto: Whew it's a cold one. Pinocchio: Mhmm. G: Fire's running low. P: Mhmm. G: Wonder *sharpens axe* where I could get some wood."

"Was going to tell my wife a joke about quantum theory... ...but I didn't want to Bohr here"

"I bought my retarded son a Komodo dragon, but for safety reasons we keep him in his cage. Away from the Komodo dragon."

"Ever hear about the box that was coming down with something? It was coffin"

"A wise man once said... absolutely nothing. He let her vent and then they had sex afterward."

"How to tell if someone has Rhotacism? Ask them to pronounce it."

"In my house ""no"" means keep doing it till mom loses her shit."

"What happens when you give an Autobot a blowjob? The power goes out."