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Joke of the Day

"I guess even though he's resigning, the pope is still against birth control- That's why he pulled out."

"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Cows Cows who? Cows moo! They don't hoo!"

"A man runs out of a forest and into a bar, yelling: the squirrels are after me, they think I'm nuts!"

"What do you call a Jewish stoner with Downs Syndrome? A twice baked potato"

"Where do the stinky penguins live? Antfartica"

"I really don't appreciate ghosts coming back from the dead just to tell me I'm doing a bad job. Boooooo"

"What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen"

"What did you have for breakfast? Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch? A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner? A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night? A: Pee soup..."

"What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come in little white crackers"

"I thought my friend was being serious when he was talking about rimjobs Turns out it was all tongue in cheek."