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Joke of the Day
"I recently had to bury my beloved grandmother in the local graveyard. She should be dead by now"
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"Yo mommas so ugly.. Scorpion said ""STAY OVER THERE"""
"Auto correction can suck my duck."
"What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire? Fashionably late. I'll be here all week."
"What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person? Would you pull that crap with a net?"
"I got my haircut the other day... ...and I just saw my barber at the grocery. He asked how I liked my haircut. I told him I didn't like it at first, but its growing on me."
"What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock? Ewe, crank that soldier boy!"