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Joke of the Day

"Once a girl lied to her husband about her extra martial affair .. You know what happened next ? Christianity"

"I went to the doctor because my hearing problem The doctor said 'Can you describe the symptoms?' I said 'Yeah, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair'"

"The Scots are updating the perception of traditional Scottish fare. Oatmeal porridge will now be known as a Highland Smoothie."

"Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Irwin Estevez. Related: Everything you think you know is a lie."

"I did a random survey/poll on the street and according to 98% of people, ""Leave me alone""!"

"I wonder if Ninja-Siri wields Cortanas."

"What do women and werewolves have in common? (Offensive) They both go berserk once every month."

"My girlfriend likes to call my dick ""The Cannon"" because it has a short fuse and only one ball."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ""Why?"" To get to the gay-cunt's house. Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" The chicken."

"Do you want to hear a racist joke? Donald Trump"