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Joke of the Day
"Well at least the world isn't spinning uncontrollably around a huge ball of fire."
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"I finally found a simple and easy way to deal with my weight problem. I threw my scale out."
"A world without women..... Would be a pain in the ass"
"If you thought the Dalai Lama giggled alot, then you obviously never met the Mwahaharajah"
"How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway? You take the '*F*' out of '*Safe*', and the '*F*' out of '*way*'."
"A Vietnamese person gets a haircut A Vietnamese person walks into a Barbershop and sits down. The barber asks ""What' chu want fam?"" The Vietnamese person replies, ""How do you know my name?"""
"I had to figure out what to do, to avoid a truck that had run a red light ... ... when suddenly I realized why the baseball had been getting bigger."
"What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down? ""Let's get the flock out of here"""
"Friend: It looks like you're packing to go on an extended vacation. Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii? Me: No, this is just my lunch."
"Say what you want about deaf people."