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Joke of the Day
"I bet Spider-Man's roommates always blame him for all the cobwebs in the apartment."
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"Captain America outsources much of his crime fighting to Captain India."
"I don't know what to I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape I don't even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard."
"How selfish am I? Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share."
"You're not completely useless... You can be used as a bad example. *Heard Collin Farrell say this to Jimmy Fallon and laughed haha*"
"So it's legal to sleep on a pillow but illegal to hold it over someone's face until they die? Ugh, government"
"""I want to swim with an overweight, rich white guy before I die."" - Dolphin bucket list."
"Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!"
"Yo moma is so fat That whenever she try's to photo bomb, she ends up being a back drop."
"A guy was playing a guitar... ..got arrested for fingering A-minor"