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Joke of the Day
"I bet Spider-Man's roommates always blame him for all the cobwebs in the apartment."
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"Q: How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? A: Pretty hot"
"When is the month when the most trees fall? Sep-timber"
"What do you call the horse that lives next door? Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew"
"I met a guy with 5 penises... His pants fit him like a glove."
"You think you have your anger issues under control until someone starts telling an important story while they're chewing"
"Based on the condition of my hair in the morning, I'd say there's a 100% chance my hair has more fun than I do when I sleep."
"Did you hear about the strawberry jam and grape jelly hooking up? They got marmalaid"
"What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government? Altright, altright, altright"
"A guy came to me with a bag in his hand. He said ""If you can guess how many donuts are in this bag... I'll give you both of them."""