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Joke of the Day

"Would I care for a free sample? Raise your own samples lady, should have thought about that before you made them."

"It's called Facebook not Boobbook. So next time try to get your face in the picture too? K thanks."

"What do nerdy mermaids wear? Algae-bras"

"Why aren't there any Muslim feminists? Pork is haram"

"What do GTA and the third Reich have in common? If you have a star, you are getting chased."

"What's Hitler's favorite drink? Genocider"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ? Anderson and daughter came too !"

"""Doctor"" said the patient ""I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!"" ""How long have you had this problem?"" the doctor asked. ""Lest's see"" said the patient ""Mom had the litter in '41"

"What do you say to a guy with kidney stones? Urine trouble."

"Lemonaid What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons? LemonAIDS"