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Joke of the Day

"Gravity Maxim Trow yourself from the building and catch from the boardwalk!"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Fuck if I know."

"Ruth wasn't invited to the party. The people at the party were ruthless."

"Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other."

"If I knew how to pull a rabbit out of a hat I would never stop. Rabbits are great."

"I hate school and got caught skipping the other day... My principal said, ""Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."""

"she was only a fishmongers daughter... but she could lay it on the slab and say fillet."

"Where do mermaids go to see movies? ...The dive-in"

"What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing? It's a matter of [a pinion](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion)."

"There hasn't really been any natural disasters lately Even the mudslides have gone downhill."