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Joke of the Day
"Gravity Maxim Trow yourself from the building and catch from the boardwalk!"
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"If you hate us so much, stop using our Internet"
"Miami football Heh heh heh."
"Girls are magic... They get wet without water, can bleed without injuries and get boneless things hard!"
"What's the best thing about 12yr old girl in the shower Slick her hair back and she looks like an 11yr old boy"
"Girlfriend and I are visiting San Fran to finally see the Golden Gate in person. ""What are we going to do when we see it?"" she asks. ""We'll cross that bridge when we get there."""
"What did the Skunk say at Church? Let us spray"
"Why can't bike stand on its own? ...because it's two tired."
"Percentage of Childhood Obesity by U.S. State in 2011 x-post from /r/dataisbeautiful"
"How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town? A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado."