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Joke of the Day

"I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos, but it's so hard..."

"My nephew asked, 'Do you have a New Years hangover today?' I said, 'No. Hangovers are for people who stop drinking'."

"British police don't carry guns. So what exactly do they do then? Yell ""STOP... OR I'LL SAY STOP AGAIN!"""

"Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle? too many cheetahs"

"My relationship is like Monopoly. She gives me too many Chances."

"Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes? He always tells them with a dead Pan face."

"Tell me more about how you don't have to work out often because you get too strong too fast. Man what a predicament"

"What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo? A smokesalottapotamus Edit: [Found one in the wild.. ](http://i.imgur.com/c2Vt1sd.jpg)"

"Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller? They are both crushed-asians"

"Your mom is temporarily in read-only mode due to heavy traffic. The joke is Reddit's servers. Get it together!"