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Joke of the Day

"what aftershave does James bond uses after retirement? Old Spyce."

"I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger .. And then it hit me."

"The neck pillow I was using on the Greyhound bus turned out to be an adult diaper somebody left on the seat."

"Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine? The engine stops whining after the plane lands."

"What did one sunbathing pig say to another? I'm bacon."

"What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!"

"So Hillary Clinton recently said half of Tump's supporters are a ""Basket of deplorables"". Next Trump will respond saying: ""Half of Hillary's supporters are deportables"""

"What do you call a building you can't locate? A warehouse"

"What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg? Marked down!"

"Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime? ...because he had Loco-Motive."