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Joke of the Day

"what aftershave does James bond uses after retirement? Old Spyce."

"How do they practice safe sex in Wyoming? They mark the sheep that kick."

"Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building? It's a long story."

"Look, lady, you can either be disappointed that I have an average penis, or excited that I have a GIGANTIC micropenis."

"Spain's king, Juan Carlos, has stepped down from the throne to make way for his son, who is more popular. Which, by the way, would be the worst ""Game of Thrones"" episode ever."

"What should you do if you find the corpse of a raped woman in the woods? Check your bearings, you're going in circles."

"Did you hear about the guy who wears as many watches as he can, while trying to collect every type? He has way too much time on his hands."

"Her: Do you consider yourself broadminded? Me: All I ever think about are broads... so I'll have to go with a yes on this one."

"What do you see when the Pillsbury DoughBoy bends over? Dough Nuts"

"How does Bob Ross masturbate? He beats the devil out of it."