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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree? Good hiders, aren't they?"
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"Think you're smart? Try explaining daylight savings time to a kid."
"Im black and crack addict I cant satisfy any of my hoes :("
"Stop! Hammered time."
"Husband: Quick. What's this song? Me: Awful."
"Luke, I am your uncle. Luke, I am your third cousin. Luke, I am your grandmother. - Skywalker family reunion"
"What did the rest of Europe say to the UK during the heat wave? ""UK m8?"""
"Hey, insurance companies instead of having a commercial on TV every 10 minutes can you just cover some of my medical bills?"
"Someone asked me to write a sad story in 3 words today I just replied ""Trump or Hilary"""
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck-up cunts."