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Joke of the Day
"[Batman's parents return after 40 years] Surprise!! Wait, wtf are you wearing?"
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"Found a site for hardcore Harambe Supporters It's called Omegle, Everyone has their dicks out for Harambe."
"What do fish smoke? Seewead"
"You will feel dumb when we find out the guy who headshotted Harambe was from the future trying to prevent Planet of the Apes.."
"I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!"
"Aspirin is a Placebo!!! That sense of relief you're feeling is all in your head."
"Hoarding's great. Collectively speaking."
"Why did the rope not get any presents? Because he was knotty."
"I don't know why people get so upset about failed pregnancies... I mean, the baby is still born. (sorry)"
"To the idiots who say ghosts aren't real, maybe you should watch this documentary called Ghostbusters."