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Joke of the Day
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"What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall? At the Schopenhauer."
"Did you hear about the butcher who sat on his bacon slicer? He got a little behind in his deliveries."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? because the 'p' is silent."
"Whenever I get the urge to run around naked, I stop and drink a bit of Windex It prevents streaking."
"2000s kids wont get this. Y2K"
"""Could you eat scrambled eggs even if you had no saliva?"" and other things my wife did not want to talk about at brunch"
"Europeans use euros shouldn't Africans use afros?"
"I joined a Cold War reenactment group. We just sit around and act nervous about the USSR."
"Kids, I can't tell you how much I enjoy sweating for an hr in the kitchen each day, just to see your little ""what the fuck is this"" faces"