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Joke of the Day

"Say what you will about pedophiles but... They always support orphans, the always drive slow in school zones, they always donate to schools, they always help with homework."

"Asked my girlfriend Shanon to tell me which fast food restaurant best describes my dick. She said Chick-fil-A, which was pretty clever, but the correct answer was Wendy's."

"What is Donald Trump's favourite nation? Discrimination"

"Every morning when my alarm clock goes off, I think ""This is the worst thing that has EVER happened."""

"Bob drowned... , so at his funeral we put a life jacket over his grave. It is what he would have wanted."

"hi yeah I'm here about the junior executive position. my skills? well I'm SUPER GOOD at playing video games i found too difficult as a child"

"What do engineers use for birth control? Their personality."

"What would a porno be like? Lots of clicking and snapping?"

"I just met a black vegan... All I kept asking was ""so you don't eat chicken?"""

"I love rap. I want to be a rapist when I grow up."