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Joke of the Day
"Being molested by a teacher is twice as bad for home-schooled kids."
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"How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh? ten tickles"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, if they'll fit."
"My girlfriend came home yesterday.... She told me to take off her shirt. I obeyed. Then she told me to take off her skirt, so I said ""OK"". Then she told me to never wear her clothes again"
"Why can't Asian couples have a caucasian child? Because two wongs don't make a white."
"911: What's your emergency? ""I put the Ford in affordable housing."" 911: Are you flirting? ""No I crashed into some apartments. SEND HELP"""
"What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires? Bob."
"What is the difference between God and Donald Trump? Donald Trump can make God great again. However, God has no such power!"
"When someone shows you a picture of their kid the one thing they don't wanna hear is... ""Oh yeah I have some photos of your kid too"""