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Joke of the Day
"How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh? ten tickles"
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"What do you call Pixar porn? Fucked Up"
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"What do you call a bear in the rain? Drizzly bear."
"Your sign says ""NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE"", so it seems highly unfair that you kicked me out for not wearing pants."
"I know they don't recommend ibuprofen during pregnancy but I needed something for the hangovers."
"How does one even? It simply doesn't, because it's odd."
"Masturbating is wrong in some people's eyes... Also, it burns."
"If Trump wins on Nov. 8th.... will his wife be called ""The Third Lady""?"