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Joke of the Day
"Never trust acupuncturists they are backstabbers"
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"""If I should die before I wake, please don't draw any dicks on my face."""
"I just did an alignment on my car... But my car still pulls into crowds :("
"People who say me breastfeeding in public is 'inappropriate' ...should grow up. It strengths the relationship between me and my dog."
"Why doesn't a chicken coop have four doors? Because if it did it would be a chicken sedan."
"Impress an Asian chick by treating her as an equal."
"I have no business with you, unless behind the bushes."
"What would be a terrible name for a new beer? Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer? A: ""Mondays""...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays..."
"For sale: $300 King size mattress & box spring, 6 mo old, Never had sex on it, not even once. IDK ask her."
"My ""Pi"" tattoo is taking longer than I thought"