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Joke of the Day

"For sale: $300 King size mattress & box spring, 6 mo old, Never had sex on it, not even once. IDK ask her."

"How would you feel if you were raped for every rape joke you made? Sore"

"You can't spell ""A.D.D."" without ""hey what is that is that some Go-Gurt"""

"Gay dude was reading a holiday brochure then he tells his partner, ""This year we should try Greece."" His partner looks up and ask him. ""Whts wrong with the Vaseline?"""

"Rental fleet car is like a prostitute, own car is like a wife Never marry a prostitute."

"What do you call a racist Chinese person A ricist"

"Plot twist: two birds kill YOU with one stone."

"Man, boobs are amazing!"

"Being an adult is mostly just wondering if the stuff in the dishwasher is dirty or clean while eating soup out of a sand castle bucket."

"Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it? Elf-raising flour of course."