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Joke of the Day

"What would be a terrible name for a new beer? Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer? A: ""Mondays""...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays..."

"what tea is hardest to swallow? Reality"

"Everyone seems so happy for you until they realize your baby carrier is just filled with mozzarella sticks."

"If Russia invades Turkey from the rear.. Would Greece help?"

"Had a talk with 12. M: Do you know what a period is? 12: Yes, mom, it's the dot at the end of the sentence. M: ... 12: ... M: Good talk"

"I was arrested for killing a black man I'm a black man EDIT: I'm a half black man"

"Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk"

"Michael died while working at the clock factory. None of his friends were sad about it, they all said his time had come."

"""God hates fogs"" - homophobic clouds"

"Congratulations, Mr. Trump You'll be the first president to declare bankruptcy on the country."