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Joke of the Day

"This 'Planking' craze has really taken off... The old man who lives next door to me has been lying face-down in his back yard for three days now."

"Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone? Because she's dead."

"Q: Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning? A: Because he can't see through the wall."

"Alien: take me to your leader. Me: They all suck. How about I take you to this place I know where you can get amazing mini donuts?"

"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting millions of illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan"

"I hope aliens don't land in the next few years, because this is a really embarrassing time for humanity."

"What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other? A bunch of bi Nanas."

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator."

"Did you hear about the failed mission to Antarctica? Their journey went south."

"Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side"