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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the failed mission to Antarctica? Their journey went south."
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"If I had to choose one word that encapsulates me, I'd say skin."
"A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender says ""I feel cold."" The ghost lingers for years. The bartender grows despondent, lost."
"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... ... Just kidding"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? wiped."
"If Mary gave birth to Jesus & Jesus is the lamb of God, then did Mary have a little lamb?"
"I was told that Microwaves were invisible But I can see mine on my counter. Is mine broken?"
"Doctor: Well ma'am looks like you're pregnant. Woman: I'm pregnant? Doctor: No it just looks like you are."
"Do I look like a fan to you? Because you seem so much cooler when I'm around."
"Why is it true that if vegans ate you it would not be cannibalism? Because you are fucking nuts"