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Joke of the Day

"What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia? Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes"

"My grandpa always told me to watch my health, not my money.. ... one day as I was taking a walk, watching my health, someone stole my wallet. It was my grandpa."

"Why did Moses only go down on redheaded girls? He's into that burning bush."

"When I want to exercise, I wear my gym clothes... ...but when I want to wear something more formal, I wear my James clothes."

"Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?"

"Giving blood is a great way to help society AND lose unsightly blood weight!"

"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? A pussy makes your cock feel nice and makes you cum, a cunt is who owns the pussy."

"How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !"

"let's get married but instead of kids we have nachos"

"I got a new book and I can't seem to put it down. That's the problem with slathering one's hands with rubber cement before touching things."