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Joke of the Day

"Why did Moses only go down on redheaded girls? He's into that burning bush."

"What did the bread maker say to the wheat? I loave you."

"I need to borrow some cheese can I get a provolone?"

"Hearing a joke is like chasing a puppy with a club, eventually you get it."

"I don't understand how anyone could be a grave robber. How do you steal a six foot hole?"

"I will let you borrow any movie from my Pixar collection, except one. I'm never gonna give you Up."

"Malaysia airlines are having a huge sale Flights to any destination in the world for $499 one way.... return flights not available"

"Q: What has fifty legs but still can't walk? A: Half a centipede."

"I stole a toilet seat from a police station once. They never caught me, they had nothing to go on."

"Never trust a depressed elevator. It'll only bring you down."