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Joke of the Day
"How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !"
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"Did you hear that the CEO of Under Armour got in trouble with police recently? He was caught KEVIN, PLANKING, in a restricted area!"
"A Thanksgiving Joke What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s? There's a little bit too much grayvy."
"Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!"
"I would never exaggerate... ...in a million years."
"Why did the Middle Eastern man not want his daughter to go on a date with a boy from school? He was afraid she would come home stoned."
"How could 911 have been an outside job If the planes came from the inside?"
"There is a new car fragrance designed to look like the Joker... The fragrance? Tears of a clown."
"Are you a magician?? Because you're making my penis levitate."
"Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats? Pier Pressure"