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Joke of the Day

"Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft? The Carpet store"

"Why Christmas is like a job day? You do all the work but the big fat man in suit get the credits"

"A joke from my 5 year old brother... Q: What has four legs but doesn't move? A: A statue of a dog!"

"If someone tries to assassinate Trump what will the secret service shout? ""Donald, duck"""

"Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon? Because it may Pikachu."

"JESUS: heaven... must be missing an angel ME: o gee thamk u jesus ur so sweet JESUS: hehe ME: hehe JESUS: time to send u back ME: wait no what"

"Saudi Arabia refuses to even consider allowing women to drive ""safety on the road is our first priority"" said the King spokesman in a recent press conference"

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I was like ""WOW"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""

"I gave my car some heroine and now it's a plane. Too bad it will eventually crash."

"Did you hear about Prince? He died."