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Joke of the Day

"What do you feel when you accidentally run over and kill a group of geese crossing the road? Goosebumps"

"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go in a store without Robin"

"Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? 'Cause the grass tickles their balls when they run"

"Freddie Mercury: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me Chorus of Dads: HI JUST A POOR BOY, I'M DAD! SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY"

"Did you know your kitchen faucet might raid your house? Let that sink in..."

"Chemistry Joke: What is ""Me""+""U""... A rare gathering."

"UK: We call it ""Autumn"", from the French word ""Automne"", and later, from the Latin ""autumnus"". USA: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAVES FALL DOWN"

"*octopus goes in for a palm reading* Psychic: ""CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS"""

"My son decided to help me clean the car today. After ten minutes of watching him, I told him to use some elbow grease. Two hours later, the idiot came back and told me that he couldn't find it."

"How do you contact dead window cleaners? Use a squeegee board."