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Joke of the Day

"LPT: If someone is stubbornly blocking the isle at the supermarket with their shopping cart THINK before trying to ram them. You might be standing in front of a mirror. :/"

"I've always wanted to shake Muhammad Ali's hand Unfortunately, Parkinson's beat me to it."

"The only B word you should call a girl is Beautiful Bitches love to be called Beautiful"

"Berlin 1945 Ten Soviet soldiers are lining up to rape a German woman. She keeps screaming ""Nein!Nein!"" So one of them left."

"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his ass"

"I wasn't a fan of my facial hair at first.. But then it grew on me..."

"what kind of bees make milk? BOOBEES!"

"You can only say, ""WTF?"" so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking."

"I told my friend with mesothelioma to get well soon. He told me he was trying asbestos he could."

"What is the best joke you have heard? Any best joke"