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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black."

"how many Irishman does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2, one to hold the light bulb the other to drink until the room spins"

"Two Peanuts were walking down a dark alley. One was a salted."

"If the entire observable universe was located inside an impossibly large man named Bob... then 9/11 was inside bob."

"My wife sent me out looking for a hard to find French cheese... It's called camofromage. Sorry this joke is so cheesy, but my kid thought it was Gouda."

"Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible? Because it's a pastor ;)"

"Born free, taxed to death."

"I hate finding out I'm arguing with someone who actually knows what they're talking about."

"Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again."

"When the guy at the liquor store offered to throw in some ketchup packets, I automatically said yes. Still not sure why."