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Joke of the Day
"I saw a woman in the supermarket pick up her kids by the hair Certainly raised a few eyebrows"
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"White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class."
"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's cheat and murder for insurance money like they do on Investigation Discovery Channel."
"Jokes about 9/11 Shouldn't be allowed to fly."
"I mainly want to lose weight to get into my own pants But also to get into someone elses"
"There's a hole in the nudist camp's wall The police are looking into it."
"Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May"
"Pilot: Tower please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck."
"What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party? Go on, have a blast."
"What's the creepiest body of water? Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before."